Saturday, August 20, 2005

Chapter 2


It was dusk. Two Arbytheans were making their way through the Ridge forest. One was a Knight , short and hefty , on a horse and the other , a Wizard , in tights- skipping along on foot.

Sir Jorg

The Knight rode through , swinging his sword at the greenery and the Wizard patiently followed. The Wizard was busy with his Wand inducing the flowers on the path to bloom and scribbling grafitti on the trees.

Yjins

At some point the Forest gave up its resistance and allowed them to move peacefully through. Said the Wizard to the Knight,"Oy...I m talking to you...Where are we going , Sir Jorg?"
The Knight replied in a raspy gravelled voice, "There is a need for my help and may be yours at the Fields on the Eastern Mukhs. What the problem is , I do not know of yet.."
The Wizard put his hand to his beard and raised his eyebrow to think. Sir Jorg felt a chill go down his spine. Instantly the flowers wilted and the sky darkened. Sir Jorg turned around and saw what Yjinns the Wizard was upto. He jumped off the horse and charged. He got to him and pulled the hand away from the chin and pressed down the eyebrow.

Sir Jorg shouted in Rage, "What kinda Sorcerer are you?How dare u invoke the Incantation of YB here in the forest , where we arent protected?"
Yjinns:"I m sorry...I was just thinking deeply...Happened by accident.. sorry."
Sir Jorg fumed and turned around and mounted his horse.

Yjins followed but the Sky didnt light up and the flowers were still wilting away. Yjins sniffed and sniffed again to be certain. It was the smell of death.
He took out his wand and tapped on Sir Jorgs shoulder. Jorg turned around to see Yjinns putting his index finger on his lips. They both froze.
There was silence at first. Then a rustle. Sir Jorg pointed at its direction. He got off the horse and tied it. He motioned Yjinns to go around. Jorg then took a deep breath and moved with stealth , his sword drawn. Yjinns with his wand moved around to where Jorg pointed. He walked in some bushes and moved through them quietly till he got a glimpse of what made the noise. What Yjins saw made his blood go cold.
There were bodies of Fashces...All of em had their skin drawn tight over their bones....Their bodies were thin , emaciated and pale. Their eyes had the life pulled out of them...Their clothes were flapping in the wind.
Yjins went and put his hand on Sir Jorg for support because he felt sick in the stomach. Yjinss bent over.Sir Jorg was heaving in his breaths. His was a short temper and he was loosing it. Also Sir Jorg was growing in size. Sir Jorg like Maldost could change shape when he went through Stormy emotions. Yjins was loosing his balance and didn’t want Jorg to loose his too.

Yjinns,"No Jorg NO....U should be calm."

Sir Jorg voice boomed,"Yjinns , Your bread might be earned with the sweat of a scribe....But your beard is that of a Wizard. These Ppl need our help...Use ur skills and find out who did this."
Jorg preferred being a Giant when he changed form. At that point Jorg had reached full Giant enormity. His knight armour tore itself to fit the dimensions of the Giant. He towered over the forest and looked down at Yjinns with his eyes blazing. His Giant Axe appeared into his hand out of Nothingness.

Giant Jorg

Yjinns looked up and then down and scratched his head. He drew his wand and went to inspect the bodies.

Meanwhile up in the Mountains of the Western Mukhs , Maldost and Ssrrth were having gala time in thick Ether that had strong currents around the Lair of Maldost.
Maldost:"So my dear Jak,What is it that makes u look for me?"

Ssrthh:"Mmmm..Mmm...Son of Sloth...I have been to the Moon.. "

Maldost:"Yes,yes....Your trip to the moon.....Tell me,did the Ppl of Luna treat you well??"

Ssrthh:"Yes yes....I lived amongst them as one of their own...it was very nice.."

Maldost with suspicion in his eyes:"Hmmm....thats good...But the Bridge of the Luna allows only the Lost Children to walk on it,How is it that a Jak such as yourself managed to get there?"

Srrth sniggered:"The Jaks are very cunning as you must be knowing...Shirker of Work."

Back then in Arbythea,the Moon was very closeby. There was a Bridge that led straight up into the sky , built by some one so long ago that he or she was forgotten. This straight bridge shot into the sky,naked and alone,used only on twin fortnights. The Darkside of the Moon reached out on those nights and touched Arbythea.

Bridge of Luna

Arbythea and its ppl reared young.Many of these young fought heartily in the wages of life,for where would Arbythea be for not these hard working young. Some of these young , some of them...grew up to be choiceless. Their duty was to watch and they knew they would never understand. No one knew the purpose of these young but the Ancients drew their destiny all the way to the Dark side of the Moon. Every 28 days when the Moon filled the sky , the Infertile Young strod up the bridge. Some came back,most didn’t.
Everybody else managed elsewhere. Those who didnt come back became the Luna.

In the Forests of the Ridge Yjinns was inspecting the corpses,while Giant Jorg kept a look out.Yjinns called out to him,"Atleast the darkening of the skies wasnt caused by my YB wizardry."
Giant Jorg:"Then what was its cause?"
Yjinns used the end of his wand to finger wounds at the neck of one of the Fasches.
Yjinns:"They were attacked by a Vampire."
Jorgs face was incredulous,"A Vampire??...Are u mad?"
Yjinns:"Well the Pour souls of these Fasches have been stolen....It coulda been the Red Komrades who come in groups and beat the living soul out of you or the Oligarchs who tempt you to sell it for Diamonds or Maldost with his Dark Arts but no...These Fasches lost their souls because someone drank their blood.Thus a Vampire"
Jorgs face was filled with disgust.
Yjinns:"Its incredible actually. We all know they were driven to extinction. This outbreak has some new devilry about it"
Giant Jorg:”Who would know about it??”
Yjinns stood up to his full height and said,“Me..but I need help. Comoon Jorg you ll have to carry all of em.”

Meanwhile in the Lair of Maldost..

Maldost:”Yjinns would love to hear this news.."

Ssrth:”Yes yes...mmm mmm(His eyes gesture hypnotically)...I have just talked to Sir Valkleigh and he will do as I say...Meanhile You will get Yjins to the Moon.”

Maldost wrinkled his brow and looked at Ssrth.

Meanwhile on the slopes of the Western Mukhs,Sir Valkleigh was going to take a bath at that very moment...Murmuring instructions to himself...

Sir Valkleigh

Maldost looked at Ssrth incredulously,”Ahem..You know your telepathy cant work on me...”
At this Ssrth stopped his binding spells , clicked his tongues and smashed his fist into Maldosts thigh. This was very comical to Maldost who started laughing hysterically. This drove Ssrrth insane which made Maldost laugh even louder.Ssrrth started screaming and cursing but Maldost couldnt stop laughing.
The Madness of Ssrrth made the things in the cottage fly and smash all over. Everything started to quiver with his screaming cursing temper..The Cottage was a ruckus of cursing , laughter , crashing and then...BOOM!!...The Door flew off its hinges and landed on the other side. A Giant foot withdrew from where the door was.
Giant Jorg entered with Yjinns and lay down the bodies of the Fasches. Shocked silence permeated through the Second Peak of the Western Mukhs.

35 Comments:

Blogger Yohan said...

Nice and dramatic...but I hope you have a plan for how to tie it all up.

Sun Aug 21, 01:14:00 AM  
Blogger Kiro said...

Can you feel Salils India in Yohans comment??...CAN U FEEL IT??...

An Ancient Chinese Proverb-

Let he who has not started not tell those how to end what has started.

Sun Aug 21, 03:03:00 AM  
Blogger Vaibhav said...

Dude, how did you even get a pic of a knight taking a shower! Its twisted!
Glad to see some activity here tho...

By the way, where is Salil's blog gone?

Sun Aug 21, 03:45:00 AM  
Blogger Yohan said...

Ouch. George don't make fun of Madhu's prowess with Photoshop.

Sun Aug 21, 06:58:00 AM  
Blogger Kiro said...

Yohan...Your the only guy making fun...and I dont have Photoshop...and George..i got your point..

Sun Aug 21, 08:27:00 AM  
Blogger Kiro said...

Will try my hand at a Kylarre Party...;) and yeah the images ll get better...Trust me..:)

Sun Aug 21, 09:24:00 AM  
Blogger Yohan said...

Madhu, the template I chose doesn't have an option for headings. So if you want headings I'll have to cahnge the template, and lose the nice old-world feel. I'll do that if that's what you want. I get the feeling I'm going to be elbowed out of this blog anyway.

Sun Aug 21, 11:11:00 PM  
Blogger Yohan said...

Yohan, you get too caught up in the beauty of words. "If you want to shoot jus shoot, don't talk".

What does this mean? Which words? In the intro? That's the only thing I wrote in this blogs.

In any case, everyone knows I don't shoot at all. In every sense of the metaphor.

Sun Aug 21, 11:16:00 PM  
Blogger Kiro said...

Well Yohan , you are not getting elbowed outta anything...I m sure your story ll kick ass as soon as you get your Qua together...Dont listen to Salil...Did you read that Spriha post??...Even Kaustub can write better than that...yeah and I get what you said about the headings...I also think the old look feel should remain...Just dont get senti man...Its just a blog...I cant keep taking Tuvoks ass...and Salil about why it sounded soo good in Blues (who else was there then - I have a vague idea abt that session) is because your imagination will always kick ass over your interpretation of anyones words...anywez rem these words tho...Most critics are failed artists...the only ones worth their salt are the ones who did work and retired to become critics...what I am trying to say is it would be lovely to see you try your hand at an Arbythea story...

Mon Aug 22, 12:38:00 AM  
Blogger Kiro said...

"You need to write a bit more about what is happening not about who is doing it."->???????

Mon Aug 22, 12:41:00 AM  
Blogger Yohan said...

Whoa!!!!

Slow down. Salil now you don't get senti! The blog world features a lot of nasty-sounding stuff, but you should get used to it (Madhu and I have almost achieved this feat).

Madhu, I deserve every bit of it! And I'm working on a story, so never fear.

Mon Aug 22, 08:08:00 AM  
Blogger Kiro said...

yeah Salil...dont get senti...U kick Kaustubs ass anyday...I was just kidding..and dont think ur a failed artist either...Ur that Christian story is nice...its just that I read it once sometime ago..didnt have the energy to re read it..:P..tkc..:)

Mon Aug 22, 08:38:00 AM  
Blogger Kiro said...

Dude your what 21 years old now??...I can just imagine a crib in Pune with a cute 21 year old wearing diapers and crying...but ur right...theres no breast milk here...but We do respect your way with the word so your most welcome whenever you want to comment or blog...You ll have to do with Yohans powdered milk tho...

Mon Aug 22, 11:32:00 AM  
Blogger Yohan said...

Hee hee hee!

Mon Aug 22, 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congratulations, I am such a champion juvenile. Sorry man, sheesh, fighting over arbythea! Anyway, its not my fault, as usual its chootiya Jakka's fault. It was damn nice when he was here, then he went back and left his gentle depressiveness behind and I missed Bombay and college and all that shit. Plus it has been raining every single day. BUT NOT TODAY! The SUN IS OUT. Yay! Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy. So no more PMSing like that on your esteemed blog(what rot) and you amateurs can keep scrawling all you want. Nothing else to report. Please delete all those stupid comments we exchanged while I was under weather. Oh, and my dog bit me today because I was singing too loudly(was doing the ee-ee-ee-ee-hee-hee part in Sidewinder sleeps tonight). Speaking of dogs, met Puri online. He's doing CAT as well, waiting for Madhu to come and convincing Kallu to keep gadi weed for Mr. Chandran. Oh and delete this one too once you have read it, it takes up too much space on your post.

Love,

Salil

Mon Aug 22, 09:49:00 PM  
Blogger Kiro said...

(In an Italian Accent)

Yeah...It must be understood that blogs are for guys who are in the Pen with all the time in the world...Alls well that ends well...I just hope my story does someday...Salil please...Allow me to inspire you to write an Arbythea story someday..tkc

Tue Aug 23, 01:10:00 AM  
Blogger Yohan said...

Why Pepsa?

Tue Aug 23, 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yohan! You of all people ask me why PEPSA? Abbey Senti Mat Ho Yaar. Ring a bell?

Tue Aug 23, 11:26:00 PM  
Blogger Yohan said...

So you're wallowing in self-pity by naming yourself after a Yohan-T-shirt-ripper and mirror thief?

Wed Aug 24, 02:58:00 PM  
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Wed Aug 24, 03:05:00 PM  
Blogger Kiro said...

Yohan...You have a Nasty mouth dude...and dont retort with your Feigning Ignorance cue...

Wed Aug 24, 03:33:00 PM  
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Wed Aug 24, 03:33:00 PM  
Blogger Yohan said...

Nasty mouth? Ha! There's the pot calling the kettle black!

And since when do you take up the cause of Pepsa?

Thu Aug 25, 07:20:00 PM  
Blogger Kiro said...

lol..

Thu Aug 25, 08:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ooo Potty calling kettle blackie and all

Thu Aug 25, 09:42:00 PM  
Blogger Yohan said...

It may have been brillig, and the slithy toves might have gyred and gymbled in the wabe and similar, but that gives you no reason to be ashamed of your real identity, mon ami!

Fri Aug 26, 12:54:00 AM  
Blogger Kiro said...

Yohan your foaming at the mouth...

Fri Aug 26, 02:02:00 AM  
Blogger Yohan said...

Maybe, but you know I'm quoting from the poem Jabberwocky right?

Fri Aug 26, 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aye good sire. But dost thou knoweth what the gibberish thou utter meaneth? the translation is given in the book too. Its remarkable that every line actually makes sense.

Bloody rang up Perakath yesterday and he was at Blues drinking draught beer since 4.15 pm. Four hours straight. Plamootil was treating everyone with his first salary. He's at Watson and Wyatt. Where, incidentally your classmate Kshitij also to be being. He says its gyp work with free coffee and lots of money.

Today marks two months without alcohol, so far have had four cigarettes in this period. Of the third vice my memory fails me.

Fri Aug 26, 09:42:00 PM  
Blogger Yohan said...

Sleazy Sleel, I don't get the names thing, but ees okay senor.

I didn't know there was a translation of Jabberwocky in Through the Looking Glass...but it soulds nice and creepy even without, and there's sufficient meaning. We all know what a frabjous day is, after all!

Sat Aug 27, 06:54:00 AM  
Blogger LovingAndLosing said...

Okay. For a complete outsider, who has hardly any idea about the hidden connotations in these stories, they're still absolutely amazing!!! And the pics are awesomatic!! In fact, I too was amused by the pic of the knight in the shower. How in the world did you find that pic??????

Come back soon! I want more stories that make no sense to me :D

Fri Sep 09, 07:50:00 PM  
Blogger MinCat said...

dude...sorry, i *am* an editor - loose is the opposite of tight, lose is the opposite of find. and breath is a mass noun where you've used it. but i loves this. and please finsih it, im trying to persuade my boss to help me put a proposal of stories from all you guys.

Sat Oct 15, 01:15:00 AM  
Blogger MinCat said...

damn i sound shady. unintentional.

Sat Oct 15, 01:15:00 AM  
Blogger Yohan said...

Wow! You realize much of this is parodying real life characters?

Sat Oct 15, 07:32:00 AM  
Blogger Kiro said...

I m honoured

Sat Oct 15, 12:00:00 PM  

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