Sunday, October 16, 2005

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Sir Valkleigh wondered how the Harp got there. He had opened his cupboard to look for his dirty underwear and there it was, looking old no more, shining amongst the briefs. "oh, Uhm...I ll return this to Yjinns first thing tomorrow" thought Valkleigh and returned to his laundry work.

The Harp of Lenon
Meanwhile on the Second peak of the Western Mukhs, Sir Jorg had downed two barrels of Maldosts Doityphrey beer and then promptly conked out. Maldost waited for the giant servings of Sir Jorgs regurgitated dinner but none hurled themselves. The Knight shrank to his normal harmless self and slept peacefully.
The corpses lay there in his house with all there unearthiness. Ssrth of the Jak was busy cooking up stories (of how and why) all of which were in turn subsequently shot down by Yjinns. Maldost got tired of all this. He clapped his hands and a trusted Fasch appeared.

"Yes Sir?"

Maldost pointed to the bodies,"Which are these ?"
The Fasch looked at them and made as if he was going to puke but handled himself...

Fasch:"They seem to be the ones who went missing a few days ago..Sir"
"Why didnt anyone look for em?"
"Well...because they were taken away by a trusted Arbythean..Sir"
All three looked at the Fasch..."WHO was this??"
The Fasch pointed at sleeping Jorg.."Why Sir Jorg himself sent them on an errand..."

Sir Valkleigh squinted at the sun with his basket of damp clothes. He started hanging his clean laundry to dry when a clear-accented and tiled voice said, “You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are .”

Tuvok

Sir Valkleigh shocked stood there on his backyard motionless and confused.He was alone.

At the Palace of Ivyha,in the heart of Kylarre the Iron hand held up a glass of wine.She looked around at her guests seated at the High table.The Opulence and Grandeur of the evening enamoured her.
The Iron Hand

Murmurlark sitting at her right raised his eyebrows to her toast.

Murmurlark: "My lady, if you must. Let us toast to the Oneness of us all and hope that both....ahem
...sorry...all of us come closer with the passage of time. yes..."

Anyas eyes twinkled at this and looked into the distance.

Her nephew Maxxiah interjected:" Ooooh yes Aunt! If only I could have a pony to ride on for my holidays it would be wonderful..."

The whole table let go of an "Awwww" and "soo cute" except for devious old Murmurlark. He frowned and said, "We dont even have stables or a stable hand... where would we keep this pony of yours??"

Maxxiahs eyes filled up. He looked for comfort and reprieve from Aunt Anya but Help decided to give it to Murmurlark in the face. It was but a moment but time slowed down for Murmurlark. From the corner of his eye he saw a great voluptuous object swinging towards him. He tried to move out of its way but it was impossible. The Breast hit him square on the face and he flew into the air. BEFORE Murmurlark hit the floor OR the Iron hand raised itself there was an apologetic shriek.

Anne :"Ooooh!I am so sorry Murmurlark.I was just trying to grab the salt."

Anne Terrah was the mother of Maxxiah and sister to Lady Anya.

Murmurlark hit the floor and Maxxiah started bawling. Anne promptly shoved Maxxiahs head into her chest in a gesture of motherly compassion.
In this commotion the fifth guest sensed his presence and direction were needed. Cherrian Ackshei stood up like a true leaders instructor and said:" At this juncture our company is facing adverse conditions."

He looked at Murmurlark. His face flattened, nose broken and his eye swollen.

"To you Murmurlark I offer consultation and strategy on how to stay ahead and be a better manager in such situations."

He then bowed down waiting for Murmurlarks reply.

If Murmurlark had been conscious Anya was sure he would have been quick with his retort with something like "up your wazoo" or "rhyme your peanuts” but he wasnt. She looked at Cherrian Ackshei and a breath of contempt escaped her as she walked over to Murmurlark.

Peaks of West Mukhs

Meanwhile at the darkest hours of the night, two Arbytheans were trying to bring Sir Jorg back to wakefulness (Ssrrth of the Jak had slimed off). In the end Yjinns had to take out his wand and Maldost had to lock Sir Jorgs hands from behind his back. An electric spike hit Sir Jorg and he woke up struggling and yelping trying to punch whoever it was he was carrying on his back.

Sir Valkleigh on the other hand was washing his dishes while the disembodied accented voice bombarded him with lines.

Tuvok washing Dishes


“You either get tired fighting for peace, or you die.”

“Uhm…I don’t want to die”,replied Valkleigh.

“You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth.”

“uh..I agree..I hate mosquitoes tooo”,said Valkleigh.

“You're just left with yourself all the time, whatever you do anyway. You've got to get down to your own God in your own temple. It's all down to you, mate ”

Valkleighs looked up,“Ok...I give up”

Knock Knock...and the Voice stopped. Valkleigh opened the door to find Ssrth standing gesturing hypnotically...“Where is the Harp??”

Back in Kylarre, Ayna drew her Iron hand to Murmurlarks face.
The Iron Hand had many qualities. It could hypnotise, scratch, slap, punch, point, dig, levitate, draw attention, invoke spells (without a wand too->Yjinns fav)and anhilate. On this occasion though the Iron Hand took on different properties. Anyas eyes looked on with tenderness as she touched Murmurlarks face. The Iron melted into a softness that glowed. Her fingers ran over his skin, touched his eyes, pulled up his nose and ran through his hair. Murmurlarks face reformed itself to its original creative brilliance. He was once again beautiful to Anya. And when he opened his eyes, he saw her loving face smiling back at him.
The Sixth Guest smiled in silence looking at them. Thom the Silent then got the feeling it was time to leave.He bid everyone goodbye while putting on his robe and left . The Pipe was lit, Ether started to flow and the pace picked up.The Moon was bright and close by.It was that time again when the Luna bridge would be open.

Thom The Silent

Thom the Silent was a lost child of Arbythea. He had gone up the bridge to the Moon but decided not to join the Luna. He decided his time hadn’t come yet and there was more to do for his beloved Arbythea.

His climbing boots were missing. Uff....he would have to have another pair made but the night air was sweet and nice...aaah... Arbythea...another drag was pulled and the beauty of the night blew in the wind.

Meanwhile back in Maldosts Lair, Sir Jorg achieved some coherence in his demeanour and sat down to the interrogation.

Yjinss:"Do you remember sending any Fasches on any errands two days ago?"

Sir Jorg:"Why..yes..I got my armour shined...why what happened?"

Maldost:"Did you get your armour back?"

Sir Jorg:"Yes, they left it at my place"

Yjinns:"Did you notice anything about those Fasches...anything out of the ordinary"

Sir Jorg:"No...they were Fasches...ummmm..they were kinda thin...and pale"

Yjinss pointing at the bodies:"Do you recognize these Fasches..."

Sir Jorg:"No...nO..they cant be.."

Maldost:"You have to remember Jorg...what did they tell you...did they ask you about anything?"

Sir Jorg:"Well they were Fasches...they kinda suck up to you...you know...ummmmm...they did ask abt Yjinns...about his Harp"

Yjinss was taken back:"My Harp...The Harp of Lenon??"

Sir Jorg:"Yeah, I wondered why...but thought of it as over-enthusiasm on the Fasches part...didn’t give it a second thought..."

Yjinns:"hmmm....I need to think"

Meanwhile the “Borrowed” boots of Thom the Silent were heading towards the the Luna Bridge.Ssrth clutched the Harp and smiled gleefully.He "Mmmed" to himself and "Aahed" to the Bridge.

"Yesss...yesss...twill help us yesss yesss..."

19 Comments:

Blogger LovingAndLosing said...

You should write a book. I just LOVE the pics along with the story. It's all very enchanting! Keep writing. I'm hooked.

Mon Oct 17, 01:56:00 PM  
Blogger Kiro said...

Haha...Yohan you need to use the All Out(ads!)...I dont have the power to do so...and YEAAAAY Vidsa...i m glad you liked it...the whole page is getting better too...haha...
Everybody else..feel free with your likes and dislikes abt the Harp of Lenon...

Mon Oct 17, 02:10:00 PM  
Blogger kal said...

ahrimaan! the ghoul is strong in this one. you pipe wildly into the night of the forgotten...

(of which, obviously, i have no idea; i merely extrapolate)

Mon Oct 17, 02:21:00 PM  
Blogger MinCat said...

i love the title...but now its getting too insider.

Mon Oct 17, 10:07:00 PM  
Blogger Vaibhav said...

What's the story here, man!?

and also, where do you get these pics of the knight life?

Tue Oct 18, 12:14:00 AM  
Blogger Kiro said...

Hey Ameya...I m sorry if its getting too Insider...And Tuvok..what do you mean whats the Story??...Read it dude...and if you have any probs with the story let me know..and abt the pics...haha..

Tue Oct 18, 01:03:00 AM  
Blogger TheDragon said...

Gooood stuff. Though I was thoroughly confused by the whole breast scene. Im guessing there was a symbolic undercurrent that escaped everyone who isnt in the story.
(are u happy now madhu?)

Tue Oct 18, 04:50:00 AM  
Blogger Yohan said...

images.com

Anyway. I raised the same objections about the story. But Tawakley's been taken to town. Hee hee!

Tue Oct 18, 08:39:00 AM  
Blogger Kiro said...

Tq..Ms Singh...Ok i ll give you some insights into the story...Those lines that bombard Sir Valkleigh are Quotes from John Lenon himself...The Harp has something to do with it...and everyone wants the Harp...Ssrth and the whoever killed the Fasches...and the whole Kylarre scene was just candy(inside stuff sorry)...but dont worry theres just 2 more chapters and then I ll be done with it...if theres anything else please let me know...

Tue Oct 18, 12:31:00 PM  
Blogger TheDragon said...

So whoever this Murmurlansk (or whatever) guy is in real life, actually got smacked in the face by a large breast?

Tue Oct 18, 11:24:00 PM  
Blogger Kiro said...

Yup...:)

Wed Oct 19, 12:42:00 AM  
Blogger MinCat said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wed Oct 19, 09:22:00 PM  
Blogger Yohan said...

No. No. NO!! No once got smacked with anything.

Murmurlark is our own Murthy, who was once a fellow Hyderabadi. Surely you remember him, Ameya?

Thu Oct 20, 10:16:00 AM  
Blogger MinCat said...

of COURSE i remember murthy...so he got smacked in the face with a breast? HAHAHAHAHAHA! now of course the story must be reread. if you'd just tell me who's who it wld make it a LOT more interesting.

Thu Oct 20, 11:51:00 PM  
Blogger moo said...

Now, I feel, would be a wonderful time for me to step in. (I'm probably walking into another booby trap, but what the hell!)

Ladies and Gentlemen, pleased to meet you all. I am Murmurlark. You may know me from such wonderful cartoons as 'How To Get Tonked On Your Bazoo By A Giant Breast' and 'Careful with that Ass, Yjinns'

I am also, for the record, lactose intolerant. Make what you will of that.

Ameya, ol' AP Express faithful, nice to see you again.
Twokles, how's the green sweatshirt holding up?
kasewa, go fill some forms bugger. Kids these days, I tell you!
Madhu, A Giant Freaking Breast? Jeez! (secretly, hehehe)

Mon Oct 24, 01:50:00 AM  
Blogger Yohan said...

Moo Man!! So Madhu appealed to your disgusting toilet-humour side eh? I'll never forget that cherry joke you sprang on me near the bhel puri guy.

Mon Oct 24, 05:45:00 AM  
Blogger Kiro said...

Some Deliverance for me too haha...Thank You Murmurlark...For the Others...Chapter 4 and 5 will most probably come together...coz I (and You) want to end this series as soon as possible...If Chapter 3 could be analogised to the cocking of a gun...the next chapters to going to be the shot...Be prepared to be Blown Away!!...(Coming to a Blog Near You)...

Mon Oct 24, 11:56:00 AM  
Blogger LovingAndLosing said...

We want Chapter 4! We want Chapter 4!

Mon Oct 31, 11:55:00 AM  
Blogger Blue Floppy Hat said...

This is strange, but I think I'm getting large chunks of the story, breast and all.

Is there ever going to be another update?

Sun May 21, 04:53:00 AM  

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